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July 16, 2026
Nobody likes daylight savings time[citation needed]. But the clocks aren’t going to change themselves[citation needed], and so we are bound to live a...
January 31, 2020
This article was first published on Medium in January 2020. An Ode to the Roof of My Mouth Which is now in Pain because My Lunch was too Hot I...
January 13, 2020
This article was first published on Medium in January 2020. The Completely True Story of How I Ended Up Hanging a Spinning “Prize” Wheel Over My Li...
November 18, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in November 2019. Answers to the ‘Which Disney Princess Should You Date’ quiz I am too lazy to actually ...
October 13, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in October 2019. 5 Features that Would Change My Amazon Echo into a Useful Household Robot. I love...
August 21, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in August 2019. The Art of Moving all Your Clutter to Another Room: Out of Sight, Out of Mind KonM...
May 19, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in May 2019. Storing Chips in Your Fridge Could Save Your Life. (Maybe.) Fridge space is an extrem...
March 15, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in March 2019. How to write a throw-away article that no one will read. Let’s face it. Writing is...
February 4, 2019
This article was first published on Medium in February 2019. A Perfectly Legitimate Email Every now and then I like to go through my Spam mes...
June 16, 2018
Following in the footsteps of social media giants Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and now YouTube, several other companies announced that they also woul...
August 9, 2017
You're standing in the checkout line, waiting for the white-haired woman ahead of you to count out the correct change. Instead of tapping her phone to...
March 29, 2017
Beauty and the Beast was released in China mid March and after watching the wonderful retelling of the classic tale I decided I should read the ori...
February 3, 2017
Broke my coffee plunger this morning. How long can you survive without drinking coffee? Because, that's my current life expectancy.— Philip Wels (@Mr...
December 23, 2016
My technology seems to be in a constant state of irritation these days. My iPod Touch has been acting particularly angsty, which only really makes sen...
August 1, 2016
Technology, noun: the means by which we optimistically make our lives more complicated. I'm not very old, [Citation Needed] but I feel like purcha...
July 1, 2016
The following are small snippets of a larger, mostly unwritten, adventure. It's not meant to be a complete narrative, but rather short little glimpses...
January 2, 2016
When you buy a home you enter a world of spontaneous holidays that are not celebrated by the rest of the civilized world. Holidays such as "new water...
December 19, 2015
The first time I went to Texas it was cloudy and rainy the whole time I was there. I didn’t even see the sun until my flight had lifted above the clou...
September 17, 2015
Sometimes a project goes together so well that it is simply a joy to work on. It’s the way you imagine all your projects to be, but rarely are. This w...
August 12, 2015
It’s been over a week since Operation Re-Roof and I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about it. Of course, four days after the new roof is on–it ha...
