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March 10, 2013
Breakfast at the hotel this morning was amazing. I almost asked the server there to marry me, but I take issue with people who ask important questio...
March 9, 2013
I was super excited to get up early this morning and explore Venice with my camera. Unfortunately I forgot to pack my lenses, so instead of checking o...
March 8, 2013
I’m a little confused as to if this is really day one, two, or three. Technically I spent a full day traveling, but we traveled forward in time, and c...
My good friend Bob with some good common sense: Optimizing for the Maximum. I think people like options. They like possibilities. At least, I know...
March 7, 2013
I was super excited to get up this morning. I had forgotten we were leaving early and as such I didn’t pack anything the night before. After my Mom wo...
February 18, 2013
I currently don’t have the resources to make this into a short film. If you do, you’re welcome to take the idea and run with it, but contact me so I...
February 14, 2013
If you don’t look back at yourself 10 years ago and think “I was an idiot,” then you need to reevaluate your life. Being an idiot is a big part of b...
January 27, 2013
Super Metroid is one of the most elegant games you could possibly imagine. I’m willing to admit, that a small portion of Super Metroid Hype is due...
January 21, 2013
January 13, 2013
Little known fact: my snowmen do not fall down. First, allow me to show you the picture of the snowman I built many years ago, and my sister is stan...
December 11, 2012
“Everyone always talks about donuts but no one ever brings me one.” “You’re a fan of the pastries.” “They solve all the earth’s problems… says Ros...
December 10, 2012
“Do you think anyone follows your completely insane references?” “I don’t follow my completely insane references.” *beat* “I think they have a c...
December 9, 2012
“Time for my meds!” “Do you mix your meds?” “I mix my metaphors.” “Like with similes?” “It’s pronounced ‘Smilies’.” “The little sugar candie...
December 8, 2012
“I’m going to spend the entire day just quoting punchlines.” “Including what you just said?” “Yeah… I think I may have run out of punchlines.”
December 7, 2012
“People are a stage and the world simply players.” “I’m pretty sure you have that backwards.” “Like deja vu?” “Bless you. No like vertigo.” “E...
December 6, 2012
“Remember Bike Mice From Mars?” “I’d rather not.” “Have you no curiosity?” “It’s all been chronicled.” “Bradbury or Narnia?” “Bradbury, but ...
December 5, 2012
“So, is anyone actually reading these things?” “I have no idea.” “Do people still associate with you in real life?” “Yeah… why?” “Then no one ...
December 4, 2012
“So, you’re pretty committed to this idea then.” “At least until I am committed.” “So this is just another ploy to not do any laundry.” “No one...
December 3, 2012
“You know what the problem is?” “Yes. But I’m fairly convinced you’re going to tell me anyway.” “I think I need more sleep.” “Sleep is good.” “...
December 2, 2012
“I think I’m going crazy.” “No. Posting imaginary conversations with yourself on the internet for all of your friends to see is perfectly normal beh...
