“I think I’m going crazy.”
“No. Posting imaginary conversations with yourself on the internet for all of your friends to see is perfectly normal behavior.”
“I’m not sure I have any friends who can read.”
“You soon won’t if any of them can…”
*beat*
“Will you read my post?”
“Yes. I’ll read your post.”
“Will you think I’m crazy when you read it?”
“No.”
“Really?”
“I have no idea.”
“You’re a pal.”
“You need to get out of the house more.”
“Yeah, but…”
“Okay, fine. *I* need to get out of the house more.”
“Kbye.”
“YOU’RE COMING WITH!”