Imaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 - Issue 1

December 1st, 2012

“Bee Cake.”

“The ones who did the song at the end of Lord of the Rings?”

“You mean, ‘May it Be’?”

“No, I think you mean ‘Let it Be.'”

“Oh yeah, by the cockroaches.”

“Hmmm… I didn’t think those were insects.”

“They’re not. But they might be giants.”

“Honey I shrunk the kids?”

“No, peanut butter and jelly.”

“Peanut butter *is* jolly.”

“Jolly, round, and red?”

“We need a list. And by we, I mean I.”

“Do you think Santa has Amazon Prime?”

“I think Santa *IS* Amazon Prime.”

“Hmmm….”