I was almost positive I had posted these before, but I can’t find them in my archives. Enjoy.
If you were Princess Peach I would gladly brave all 8 worlds of Super Mario to save you.
You are hotter than Brinstar Depths.
You are as beautiful as a cut scene graphic.
I feel like a Game Console because you turn me on.
The only thing greater then my kill count is my love for you.
I usually go for head shots, but right now I am aiming for your heart.
In my 32 bit world, you’re a 64
You make my processor overheat
You’re more of an adventure then every Zelda game.