(In no particular order.)

10. Hello!
9. It wasn’t me!
8. Not my fault!
7. I told her not to!
6. I’m Sorry!
5. I can fix it!
4. It won’t happen again.
3. I said I was sorry!
2. It’s not how it looks!
1. I can explain everything!

My latest photo series. 13 photos.

Here are a few ideas for different clock designs I have had in the past:

This is a clock, disguised as a thermometer.
(Picture courtesy Morton Fox via flickr)

This is a clock, disguised as a compass.
(Picture courtesy Leo Reynolds via flickr)

This clock only has a second hand.
(Picture courtesy mag3737 via flickr)

How would you disguise a clock?

Q: My Mighty Mouse stopped scrolling down. Is there any easy way to fix this?

A: This is the most common defect that Apple’s Mighty Mouse has. While it is impossible to fix, many users just spin their mouse around, and live with the fact that they can’t scroll up.*

Q: My keyboard is all grimy and looks disgusting. What is the best way to clean it off?

A: Usually a dirty keyboard is not worth the cost of sending it to the Keyboard Cleaners. If you’re looking to get a few more months or years out of an old keyboard, I would suggest giving it a fresh coat of paint. Avoid spray paint, as it may not fully cover all the surfaces. Use a three inch brush; I recommend firetruck red.**

Q: You just ruined my computer…

A: Did you know that dry erase markers work wonderfully on glass? They do, and it comes off perfectly.*** This means you can take a dry erase marker and draw on your friend’s computer screen! Then when they get mad at you, you can just wipe it off!**** If you’re not sure if they have a glass screen or not, just make a small mark somewhere near the middle of the screen, then try to wipe it off.***** If it comes off, then the screen is glass and you can continue to draw. If it doesn’t come off, then the screen probably isn’t glass, and maybe you should look around for some new friends.*******

*It doesn’t actually work that way… sorry.
**I’m not responsible for keyboards ruined with paint… …but I might have to do a photo shoot sometime…
***This actually is true.
****This is potentially true, but I wouldn’t necessarily try it.
*****This is possibly the worst advice I have ever written on my blog.
******Provided you are still alive enough to make more friends.

The only thing better than a sugar cookie is two sugar cookies. The only thing worse than a sugar cookie is a cookie without sugar. By this logic, everything is equal to a sugar cookie.

Think about it.