Here’s a recent email exchange for earlier this year:
From: Isabel Henry
To: Philip
Sent: Monday, January 23
Subject: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net
Hi Philip,
I work for More Digital; a UK based Digital Marketing Consultancy.
We represent clients interested in social media marketing on smaller sites with little or no existing advertising and we’re currently looking for advertising partners.
We pay a fixed upfront annual fee which we will agree on with you. Once the ad is in place, payment is made within approximately 48 hours.
Would you be interested in placing a small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net?
Kind regards,
Isabel Henry
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From: Philip
To: Isabel Henry
Sent: Tuesday, January 24
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net
Hi Isabel,
First off I would like to thank you for your interest in my website. I hope you have enjoyed a number of the amazing articles I have written, as I know many of my visitors do. I do hope you will continue to visit my site and read my informative and entertaining articles.
As for placing a small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net, I would be extremely interested.
As you may expect, advertising space on my blog is very limited and extremely sought after. As a result my rates are relatively high, though I have no doubt that they payoff is entirely worth the investment.
Due to this large demand, I have developed a system of rules to which all advertisements must be willing to conform.
First is that the ad will be placed in a small box underneath the first post of the site. It will be labeled as an ad, though it will nicely fit into the format of the site. My posts vary in length, but usually the ad will be seen without needing to scroll down. Unless of course I get a little long winded, but since most of my visitors actually read all the way to the end the ad will most certainly be seen by all.
Ads on the post pages may appear between the post and the comments, again formatted by me to match the style of the site. I once went to a site where the ads were not formatted well and I felt like I was getting paper cuts in my eyeballs. At least, that’s what I assume getting paper cuts to the eyeballs would feel like, though I have been too cowardly to actually attempt such a feat, even if it was for a good cause. Such a science.
The going rate for small text-based ads Apatheticthursday.net is $5000 (USD) per month. This may seem a bit steep, but I assure you it is the result of a thoroughly undocumented bidding war which may or may not have ended in the bankruptcy of my friends small startup company. I have been unable to confirm this, though, since he is no longer talking to me. He also didn’t invite me to his birthday party, even though I know he had one.
To insure the proper motivation and placement of the ad, I require half the first month’s payment in advance of making any changes to my site as a gesture of ‘good faith’. After which point the payment may be made at the end of each month, or you may pay up front for a set length of time. (I do believe you mentioned a fixed up front annual fee). All payments are accepted via paypal.
Legally, my lawyer claims I need to tell you that the placed ad is subject to my approval or disapproval. I am not willing to host ads for products or services I do not want to advertise or things I do not believe in. I once was asked to place an ad for Unicorn Meat in a can. I declined, telling them that no one would buy meat in a can, and the pure notion that meat could be placed in a small cylinder of metal was completely fanciful.
Also, should the placed ad do any harm to my page rank or my placement within Google searches, the ad must go. I am able to refund up to 75% of the fee, prorated depending on when I see a significant drop in viewer or readership. While the last thing I want is for people to stop visiting my website, I also don’t feel right in charging you for your ad to not be seen on my website when no one is visiting.
I am unable to provide you with any stats for my website during the ad placement period, though I assume you have all kinds of fancy gear to help you measure the wonderful waves of traffic that will be sent your way from the small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net.
I hope that answers all of your questions. I am very excited to start doing business with you. I have looked at your website, it is very nice to look at. I like the chalk board style font that you have used for the animated header image. Maybe someday you can make me an animated header for my website. I am sure that we will be great partners in this new venture.
Can’t wait to hear back from you.
Kind regards
Philip
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From: Isabel Henry
To: Philip
Sent: Friday, March 9
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net
Hi Philip,
I am writing to follow up on my email dated 25/01/2012 (copy below).
As I have not yet had received a reply, I wanted to check you received it.
Are you still interested in this opportunity? If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to contact me and I will be happy to answer them.
Best regards,
Isabel
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Hi Philip,
It’s great to hear from you today!
Basically, we wish you to create a new post or article on your blog to accommodate our client’s link.
We will provide you with the URL, and you can link to it in any manner you see fit. You can write the page in review format or simply write about the usual topics on Apatheticthursday.net.
The advert will be for our online gaming client and the rate we can offer you is 130USD per annum. We aim to complete payment via secure payment partners Paypal or Moneybookers within 1 to 2 days of the advert going live on your site.
Also, you may read our terms and conditions: moredigital.com/terms.pdf.
If you are interested, please let me know. We’ll then send over the client’s URL (subject to your approval) so you can proceed with the draft of the advert.
Let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you again soon!
Best regards,
Isabel
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From: Philip
To: Isabel Henry
Sent: Friday, March 9
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net
Dear Isabel,
I thank you for again contacting me. I had not received the previous email and I am very glad you decided to follow up to make sure I got it. I would not want to miss out on such a valuable opportunity simply because an email filter got a little zealous one day. I have now added you to my address book so I will not miss any more of your communications.
The prospect of making some cash off of my site is extremely gratifying, since I have done nothing but sink good money into since the day I got it. The $130 per month is a bit less than I had hoped for, but I think I can make it work. In a short six months I might even be able to save up to buy one of those new iPads I hear everyone talking about.
I have been thinking about the best way to link to the site you describe, and I think a good blog post might be the best way to do it. I play a lot of video games online, I especially like all the flash games where you have to launch cute animals through the air and try to get them as far as you can. Maybe I could do a review of one of those games and put a link to it at the end of the article!
I took your advice and looked at your terms and conditions of service. I found most of it hard to read, and follow the pretty color thing at the top of the page, there were far too few pictures to hold my attention.
I did, however, have a question about number five on the list. If I post the advertisement in a blog post, the next time I post something the ad will move down the page, slowly getting lower and lower until the user has to scroll for ages to find it. Will I be required to email you every time I post a new blog post so that you can be notified to it’s change in placement?
Also, my blog changes colors every month. Should I be prepared to notify you about each of these changes as well?
I think these are my only two concerns at this time, though as soon as I dig my dictionary out of the large box of books in the basement and decipher the rest of the document I might have one or two more.
Your email has energized me, and despite it being well past my bedtime, I think I will not be able to sleep until I have played a few more flash games tonight.
Thank you again for your time and patience with me not getting back to you.
I hope to hear from you soon!
Best regards,
-Philip
From: Isabel Henry
Date: Monday, March 12
To: Philip
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net
Hi,
Sorry! On this occasion, we could not match your site with a current client. However, we are continuously bringing new clients on board and I expect to have a good match for you in the near future.
With your permission, I’ll keep your site on our list and will get back to you if I find a suitable advertiser.
In the meantime, if you or anyone you know manages other sites that we might consider then please feel free to forward them to me.
Best regards,
Isabel
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