This Week in Twitter 04-14-2012

This Week in Twitter 04-07-2012

  • Game of Thrones – Season 2. I'll wait for HBO to release it on iTunes… so… March 2013? 2012-04-08
  • Instagram… Instagram… Yeah, not ringing a bell.

    This Facebook thing, though…

    That could be big. 2012-04-09

  • Just bought another 50 Cadbury Eggs. I'm committed now… Or maybe I need to be committed. 2012-04-09
  • . @NathanFillion If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want #Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • Thanks to my cousin, I'm now starting to use celebrity names in place of curse words…

    KEVIN SORBO! The stupid printer isn't connecting. 2012-04-10

  • Why is my mouse hand always colder than my keyboard hand?

    Clearly, I must be dying.

    Also…

    USB Powered Gloves? 2012-04-10

  • I am 98% certain it is easier to be a parent than it is to format a Word Document properly.

    Not that I've done much parenting…

    Or any. 2012-04-10

  • My new hobby: “@IrritatedTechie: The day it takes 10 hours to copy a 12 GB avi file is the day I do it by hand!

    It's also the day I…" 2012-04-10

  • I have this problem too… “@IrritatedTechie: This Netflix app better start recognizing my password. I can't afford to keep smashing iPads" 2012-04-11
  • New post: Enquiry regarding http://t.co/gsqnAyT3 http://t.co/9tOLveii 2012-04-11

This Week in Twitter 03-31-2012

  • Another life-long dream fulfilled: Freezer is stocked with 50 Cadbury Creme Eggs. 2012-03-31
  • I'm 99% certain that this slice of Pizza is deeper than some Pies I have had the pleasure of eating.

    Though the crust is not as flakey. 2012-04-02

  • There's a 83% chance @Ihnatko has my dream job.
    A 3% chance I could be his intern.

    And a 94% chance I would annoy him.

    I did the math. 2012-04-02

  • SPOILER ALERT!!!

    but…

    George R. R. Martin isn't going to have to write a final book.

    Because all the main characters will be dead. 2012-04-03

  • Seriously. How are emailing lists set up, that EVERYONE claims they need 5-10 business days to take you off the list? 2012-04-04
  • Hindsight! I choose you!

    Use 20/20 vision!

    It's super effective! 2012-04-04

  • This project file is slower than the 1990's… 2012-04-05
  • Remember that time when I was all like "Disconnect from Server" and you were all like "Nooooooo" So I pulled the plug and punched your face. 2012-04-05
  • I have a Core i5 iMac with 12GB of RAM and I. Can't. Watch. Flash. Video. Without. It. Stuttering. And. Skipping. Even. When. Fully. Loaded. 2012-04-05
  • Nothings quite as comfortable as your favorite well worn hoodie. 2012-04-06
  • New post: Driving For Dummies (Probably You) http://t.co/Ofl03IKz 2012-04-06

This Week in Twitter 03-24-2012

  • I am continually impressed with BioShock's ability to spit in my face.

    Unrelated: the squirt gun webcam is a flawed concept. Do not buy. 2012-03-24

  • New post: Bioshock Review http://t.co/9fUotqOl 2012-03-24
  • OH: after the alcohol wipes, it's hard to paint inside the toenail lines. 2012-03-25
  • Chocolate filled croissants just aren't as good as cream cheese filled croissants.

    And I will stand by that. 2012-03-26

  • Baby carrots are the M&Ms of the vegetable world. 2012-03-26
  • Thinking about purchasing some content… Question is: Fringe Season 4 or How I Met Your Mother Season 7.

    iTunes either way. 2012-03-26

  • I would rather have #castle canceled than see things get dragged out again.

    If they don't figure things out next week, I'm done. 2012-03-27

  • Only a cell phone company ( #Verizon ) can completely destroy the ease of use of an iPad. 2012-03-27
  • I'm tired of being slapped in the face by companies who want my money. 2012-03-27
  • No one I know has said anything interesting today. This tweet is just to make sure my internet is working and I haven't missed anything. 2012-03-28
  • Just saying. 2012-03-28
  • What's your tweet per day average? 2012-03-28

This Week in Twitter 03-17-2012

  • Both the day before, and the day your iPad is delivered are considered national holidays and you get the day off. Right?

    I mean, right? 2012-03-21

  • GeoDefense: Gonna let the creeps win ?
    Me: Why yes. As a matter of fact, I am. 2012-03-22
  • New policy: everything people place on my desk without explanation gets sold. 2012-03-22
  • Two seasons of the year: 'Cadbury Eggs are on sale' & 'everyone wishes Cadbury Eggs were on sale.' 2012-03-22
  • I will eat 1 M&M for every re-tweet, response, and 'like' of this status. 2012-03-22
  • The screen on this device is significantly better than the screen on my old device. I'm glad I upgraded. 2012-03-23
  • Apple juice, orange juice, French fries, Cadbury eggs, white fudge Oreos, M&Ms, hamburgers…

    Am I forgetting anything?

    I'm hungry now. 2012-03-23

This Week in Twitter 03-10-2012

  • Right now, hitting refresh on unchanging websites is strangely more edifying than folding my clean clothes. 2012-03-11
  • Like other normal people, I separate my laundry into two piles. Reds and everything else.

    Occasionally: Things I wish were pink, others. 2012-03-11

  • Good news everyone! I have bad news. 2012-03-12
  • People who make ads that look like download buttons on software sites.

    The first up against the wall when the revolution starts. 2012-03-13

  • Somedays you feel like a nut, somedays you feel like a nut covered in Carmel and chocolate and are being eaten by a very lucky person. 2012-03-13
  • It's Pi day and I didn't get the day off? 2012-03-14
  • Making a list of potential answers for "what's new" on this weeks @topodcast 2012-03-14
  • Tracking info indicates that my new <<INSERT FRUIT-TECH COMPANY DEVICE NAME HERE>> might be delivered a day early! 2012-03-15
  • Uninstall! Some kind of uninstall! Tearing my shell apart. Letting the C get in, you make my install, out-stall! @jonathancoulton #songfix 2012-03-15
  • Still waiting for TF2 for iPhone…

    Ahem. Valve? You listening? 2012-03-15

  • Friday mornings are always peaceful at work. Least until people start to show up. 2012-03-16
  • Pro-tip: always throw away your candy wrappers in other people's trash cans. 2012-03-16
  • Say what you will about Apple, but they make some damn fine paperweights. :-P 2012-03-16

This Week in Twitter 03-03-2012

  • Dear Apple,

    Your new Airport Utility is cool, but you know what would be REALLY COOL?

    Being able to see wired clients IPs.

    -MrBobDobolina 2012-03-03

  • “@boblmartens: Playing with Trello at the moment … it is really nice and simple.” you know, in a complicated way. 2012-03-04
  • Me: I feel great today!
    Friend: what changed?
    M: I played TF2 yesterday!
    F: Ah, yes. I've heard 'steam' had healing properties. 2012-03-05
  • Testing out this Instagram thing. http://t.co/Ph6EV3X6 2012-03-06
  • Obligatory weekly battlestar galactica reference, check. 2012-03-08
  • This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. 2012-03-08
  • Last time I saw a computer thus slow, it was turned off!!! 2012-03-08
  • I'm thinking about getting my job title changed from 'Studio Production Specialist' to 'Glorified Student & Whipping Boy'. Thoughts? 2012-03-09
  • Email mentions a 1TB Drive.
    Mail app converts it to a link to the google maps app.
    Location: Drivel 1
    48282? Emsdetten
    Germany

    #helpful 2012-03-09

  • Just ordered that new hyped item from that one fruit company. 2012-03-09

This Week in Twitter 02-25-2012

  • New post: The Book of Interesting Things http://t.co/2D1DRjpx 2012-02-26
  • Watching Sneakers…

    That's not how encryption works. 2012-02-26

  • ABC's iPad app is great until it gets so blurry you can't see what's going on and then starts looping the commercials. 2012-02-28
  • Today is going to require some special maneuvering. Perhaps even a crazy ivan. 2012-02-28
  • Finder: we can't shut down, we're canceling a task!

    Me: See, this is why we can't have nice things. 2012-02-28

  • Why do all the movies about computer hackers have people holding guns on the cover? 2012-02-28
  • Boss told me I was a cat, today. I told him I was going to take a nap. He bought me a scratching post. 2012-03-01
  • Tonight on, @topodcast, we talk tech annoyances… I think. I hope. 2012-03-01
  • Me: I missed my cat nap.
    CJ: Cats sleep for 23 hours a day…
    Me: Sorry, I'm *missing* my cat nap. 2012-03-01
  • I want to make a bot that tweets once a day about APPLE'S iPAD and then reports everyone who replies for spamming. 2012-03-02
  • Solution to the multi device beeping problem: mute alert volume on one device. 2012-03-02

This Week in Twitter 02-18-2012

  • Teaching community education class tomorrow about eBay and Craigslist… Any suggestions on what to tell them? 2012-02-21
  • Okay… this is the part where I have no idea what I'm doing. 2012-02-22
  • Okay, I think we've all heard about the 7 new features in Mountain Lion. New topic please. 2012-02-22
  • Need to buy an inflatable car to help reserve a parking space close to the building. 2012-02-22
  • Oh No! I accidentally put a blank DVD in the SD card slot!!! #imacproblemswejustdonthave 2012-02-22
  • You can't plan this: finished up my code, tested, ready to paste it live to my site, and…

    my router stops working.

    Unplug, replug, go. 2012-02-23

  • My new computer: http://t.co/s0EZLbEo 2012-02-23
  • You know what's going win this election?

    $0.99 gasoline.

    WHO'S WITH ME!?! 2012-02-24

  • Wow. Very insightful article. http://t.co/0p5G46KG 2012-02-24
  • I type better on my iPad using two hands than when it try to finger type… That just doesn't make sense to me. 2012-02-24
  • Flat tire! 2012-02-24
  • New post: Something about Pens http://t.co/VXR3BzwO 2012-02-24

This Week in Twitter 02-11-2012

This Week in Twitter 02-04-2012

  • No Castle spoilers!!!

    I can't watch till tomorrow. 2012-02-06

  • The number of vehicles in our driveway never seems to correlate with the number of people who are actually home. 2012-02-07
  • This project has gone wrong at aodt every possible point. 2012-02-07
  • Today's productivity has mainly consisted of checking off everything on my list that I did yesterday.

    *blank stare* 2012-02-07

  • Is this the new twitter? I can't tell. What's changed? Where is all the confusion? I don't have any confusion!

    Am I still on the old one? 2012-02-09

  • Old twitter! Or new twitter? Seriously, do people still use this web thing? http://t.co/NzZa9lvB 2012-02-09
  • If I can get a dozen discs burned today, I'll be golden. 2012-02-09
  • Oh, look what I found today: http://t.co/A7t6mbTO 2012-02-10

This Week in Twitter 01-28-2012