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This Week in Twitter 01-28-2012

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This Week in Twitter 01-21-2012

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  • #Castle is great tonight! 2012-01-23
  • iMac frozen!

    EMERGENCY EVACUATION REQUIRED!

    INITIATE IMMEDIATE VOLTAGE TERMINATION REQUEST.

    REQUEST DENIED.

    MANUAL OVERRIDE. ENGAGE. 2012-01-24

  • Cannot create new folder on server.
    Attempting to eject server.

    Server dislocation procedure initiated.
    FINDER, 194% CPU!

    IT'S A MELTDOWN! 2012-01-24

  • New post: Skyward Sword Soundtrack http://t.co/H7xiOGBu 2012-01-25
  • 99.8% of all questions asked online end in screaming insults and remain unanswered. 2012-01-25
  • PID: 0, Process Name: Brain (Not Responding), User: Philip, % CPU: 0.3, Threads: 1, Real Memory: 16MB 2012-01-25
  • Dear social networks,

    When you put a picture in my feed and I click on it, I want to enlarge the photo, NOT see the photo album.

    Kthxbye 2012-01-26

  • Lunch at the Lamplighter. Thank you $15 gift card I found in my wallet! 2012-01-27
  • File->Other Options->Punch this program in the face for being a pretentious jerk

    // TODO: add keyboard shortcut 2012-01-27

  • I'm not 100% sure why I was just fed a spoonful of molasses… but I'm fairly certain it was not eaten on purpose. 2012-01-27

This Week in Twitter 01-14-2012

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  • I faxed my legislators letting them know I don't approve of SOPA and PIPA. Fax your legislators now. http://t.co/IcOhONld #SOPA 2012-01-18
  • Booting a Dell laptop with the specs of a pocket calculator in order to update an email list. Welcome to 2012. 2012-01-18
  • New post: This One Podcast http://t.co/NaHnAE7y 2012-01-19
  • I *know* the 'students' 'need' a lab of 12 computers for class, but *I* could easily use six of the, to warm up my office… AND do 'work.' 2012-01-19
  • Thinking about going to see John Hodgman perform in Morris on February 11th. Anyone else in? Tickets are $15. 2012-01-19
  • ahem. @boblmartens, @acspike, @nateberan the date for MinneBar 7: Saturday, April 7 2012 at Best Buy HQ. 2012-01-19
  • New post: More Accurate Dialogue http://t.co/HamDdUaH 2012-01-20
  • Chrome appears unresponsive. Attempt force quit. Dock not responding! … OH NO THE CLOCK FROZE! ABANDON SHIP!! WE'RE GOING DOWN CAPTAIN!!!! 2012-01-20
  • Result: Internal muxer error.

    Expected result: No internal or external muxer errors.

    Steps to reproduce: Throw iMac through window. 2012-01-20

  • Friday night. Time to drown my sorrows in Angry Bird fruit snacks and video games… 2012-01-20

This Week in Twitter 01-07-2012

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  • Achievement unlocked: Dancing Mommy “@Martenslr: Just did "Just Dance 3" while holding a baby.” 2012-01-10
  • Forget searching Google, I'm just going to start Tweeting my search queries and only get info from people who respond. 2012-01-10
  • Dear auto correct,

    I type gt by accident, and the only advice you have for me is 'gut' or 'GT.'?

    Can't you GET a clue?

    Seriously.

    -Me 2012-01-10

  • New post: Welcome to the future! http://t.co/lJ91YX6a 2012-01-11
  • Oh come on. iPad 3 in March and 4 in October? I think we all know it'll be the iPad 2S in March and 3 in October. 2012-01-11
  • Epic Hornet vs. Honey Bee Battle on http://t.co/FWzPBJNK http://t.co/5fP1zCKS via @devour 2012-01-12
  • Guys, guys, guys… Okay. How about this: a car, powered by music!

    Amirite? 2012-01-12

  • Brain, fingers, and spell check simultaneously fail me once again.

    #happyfriday? 2012-01-13

  • I don't think I've ever made rice before. Well, it can't be that hard, can it? What could possibly go wrong?

    So, anyway… Plan B. 2012-01-13

  • Fringe!!! 2012-01-13

This Week in Twitter 12-31-2011

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  • I'm about *this* close to logging onto the router and blocking everyone's MAC address but my own. 2011-12-31
  • Happy flag day everyone! 2011-12-31
  • Harry Brown is awesome because the butler finally gets to be Batman. 2011-12-31
  • New post: User Experiences on XBox Live http://t.co/dwMTfnBM 2012-01-02
  • Almost to the point where we will need to hire people to come and eat our leftover Christmas cookies.

    Anyone need a sugar fix? 2012-01-02

  • Seriously. Twitter needs to do a better job of spam filtering. 2012-01-02
  • Oh Medicated Platypus… I miss you and all the innocence you encompassed. 2012-01-02
  • Every hollywood movie in existence has done rolling credits the way I want mine to look.

    Clearly, it is impossible. 2012-01-03

  • New post: A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin http://t.co/h7SX3nN1 2012-01-05
  • I bought a Kindle!!

    Now I just need to learn to read. 2012-01-05

  • Take everything he says with a grain of salt, because otherwise it's rather bland. 2012-01-06
  • My favorite Mac OS feature is how I have to rearrange the dock 6 times before the icon order sticks. 2012-01-06
  • Click button, type password, click button, click button, type password, type password, click button, click button, click button, repeat. 2012-01-06
  • When I make my OS the dialog boxes will be mandatorily accompanied by text to voice translations via Loud Howard. Also, no volume control. 2012-01-06

This Week in Twitter 12-24-2011

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  • New post: Video Game Music http://t.co/4Pncou1Y 2011-12-24
  • The fact that Apple's App Store has no wish list only indicates to me that they are completely inept in this area. 2011-12-26
  • Oh look. My 15GB game I just downloaded needs to download 500MB before I can play it… 2011-12-28
  • I hate it when movie trailers use the "scene->fade to black" method of editing.

    I'm watching to see the movie, not a black screen. 2011-12-28

  • New post: Apathetic Zeitgeist for 2011 http://t.co/shiFFsna 2011-12-29
  • Part of me says I should have gotten up at 7am so I could start the day off by watching Scott Pilgrim. 2011-12-29
  • Fellowship of the Ring. Disk 1. Bluray.

    Coffee in hand. This begins now. 2011-12-29

  • New energy drink name: Horde of Orc. "Nothing wakes you up like a horde of orcs." 2011-12-29
  • New post: Facebook Books http://t.co/MMf5KWzg 2011-12-30
  • I may have accidentally made it 82 degrees (F) in here… http://t.co/NSGhUpKo 2011-12-30

This Week in Twitter 12-17-2011

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  • 5 comments on my hat today, and the workers at Marbles even knew it was a metroid! http://t.co/r4pEG9PK 2011-12-18
  • One of my yahoo answers from 4 years ago was chose as the best answer today…

    A small victory, but I may phone in the rest the day anyway. 2011-12-19

  • Another day another twitter spammer reported and blocked. This is getting annoying. 2011-12-20
  • Watching Dark City. This was totally the inspiration for BioShock. (If it wasn't, it should ave been, at least for style.) 2011-12-20
  • Sitting by the fire with my brother. Listening to video game juice and discussing it…

    …

    …thank you auto correct. 2011-12-21

  • I'm just going to assume playing Plants vs Zombies during the Christmas concert is not acceptable…

    So Fruit Ninja it is then.

    #actmyage 2011-12-22

  • Family left a "this MUST happen" list & all promptly left. As much as I'd love to surprise them when they get back, it just ain't happening. 2011-12-23
  • Two McCafes away from a free McCafe!!!

    I've fallen for another marketing ploy… a very tasty marketing ploy. 2011-12-23

  • New post: This Fortnight in Flickr 2011-12-24 http://t.co/vRaPteK5 2011-12-23
  • My package from @jonathancoulton still hasn't arrived. He probably absconded with my money and is enjoying the beach. You're welcome JoCo. 2011-12-23

This Week in Twitter 12-10-2011

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  • My favorite Spotify feature is how I can only get it to play one song before it stops and I have to go and choose another one. 2011-12-11
  • Today I would like to thank Windows for not recognizing my flash drive and allowing me to troubleshoot for a half hour before giving up. 2011-12-12
  • A tad long, but AWESOME info. Must watch. http://t.co/674ohHFv 2011-12-13
  • Be advised that testing protocol does not require math exams to be completed before neurotoxin testing begins. Door lockdown in 3… 2… 1. 2011-12-14
  • I should design a new website today.

    *opens Microsoft Word*

    *listens for agonized screams of all web devs in earshot* 2011-12-15

  • My hands are so cold I bent my finger and it broke off… :( 2011-12-15
  • Bad news: SOPA.

    Good news: watching my boss google 'how to reheat chicken wings'. 2011-12-15

  • My blankets deserted me and I woke a minute before my alarm freezing. Counter balance with OJ and a donut for breakfast. 2011-12-16
  • Methinks its time to stop using YouTube. What are all our alternatives? 2011-12-16

This Week in Twitter 12-03-2011

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  • I like Instacast and all, but I can't control it with voice commands in my car. 2011-12-06
  • Yay! It's face palm Tuesday! 2011-12-06
  • Just spend 10 minutes scrolling back trying figure out what @nateberan and @boblmartens are complaining about.

    Still don't know. 2011-12-07

  • Aaahahahahwhhdhfhgyhhgjgiijshbdbfhfggdbsnjsgrerigkbnnvafatdyhfjguuthnjsywtegfjfoghfllaietfbgnjgudhhr!!!!!

    #Castle #commercialbreak 2011-12-07

  • Things that are cold for $200: this person this person drives a green car and is currently making lunch. 2011-12-07
  • Wow. I've never had my own hotel room before. This is kinda neat. 2011-12-07
  • Caribou coffee for breakfast. I am now in travel mode. 2011-12-09
  • The Contemporary Classical Composer's Bullshit Generator: http://t.co/EuRj15d3? 2011-12-09

This Week in Twitter 11-26-2011

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  • Luke: "He's going to tell him it's not going to work."
    Movie: "Walter, that's not going to work!"

    *high five* 2011-11-26

  • The solution to every global disaster movie is to blow something up. 2011-11-26
  • To those of you who understand what it's like to hold a program in your head as you make all the little pieces work together: cheers! 2011-11-26
  • Is it too late to start writing my novel this month? #NaNoRiMo 2011-11-27
  • Amazon spending spree. 2011-11-27
  • “@jonathancoulton: Via many of you, here is Still Alive played on floppy drives. I wants this software: http://t.co/nKFMYbpc” 2011-11-30
  • Hey! That's the same music I used in my promo! 2011-11-30
  • There is only one Peter Bishop. 2011-11-30
  • Bad: go run cable to the five cameras.

    Good: run cables to the five cameras today, and a beautiful princess will bake you a cake. 2011-12-01

This Week in Twitter 11-19-2011

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This Week in Twitter 11-12-2011

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