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This Week in Twitter 05-12-2012

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  • This week is solid gold… Or at 12 carat…

    “@topodcast: Episode 15: The Desert Island Podcast http://t.co/ZyldQZuk” 2012-05-12

  • Add to the list of small many-legged creatures I don't ever want crawling on my person (again): tent caterpillars. 2012-05-12
  • I really want to post something witty & clever, but I know you will probably be the only person to see it. And now I've only insulted you. 2012-05-12
  • It's not you. It's just that the feeds are slow this time of day. And I'm too important to post something for one person.

    Also, it's you. 2012-05-12

  • New post: New Server – Redux http://t.co/ZmjshQab 2012-05-12
  • Avengers: Like Transformers, but with plot. And less lens flair.

    So, nothing like transformers then. 2012-05-13

  • What's the police code for salmonella in your nose? 2012-05-14
  • I don't speak human as well as I speak computers…

    Though I do spend more time yelling at computers than humans. 2012-05-15

  • I don't even watch Dr. Who and I just caught the theme playing softly on someone's computer. Recognized it faster than I should have. 2012-05-15
  • I have 288 GB worth of SD cards on my desk right now. 2012-05-15
  • RT @Beiju: 100% of the time a text message fails to send I want the phone to try again. Why can it not do this for me? 2012-05-15
  • Turns out Auto correct doesn't like golf. It prefers gold… Or goof.

    It also can't spell auto.

    Why do we have this again? 2012-05-16

  • Print -> print options -> print preview -> print -> choose printer -> print.

    *sigh* 2012-05-16

  • Would anyone notice if I just sat in my office all day and listened to the Halo soundtrack? 2012-05-16
  • Sweet video by @tomscott – http://t.co/3PARV24a 2012-05-16
  • RT @awakebyjava: This is the future. http://t.co/Cs3LsgVy 2012-05-16
  • Sitting in my car. It's like, 90 degrees, but that's just what I need to offset the AC induced hypothermia. 2012-05-16
  • It's apathetic Thursday, and no one is excited about it but me.

    Time to crawl under my desk and take a nap. 2012-05-17

  • RT @boblmartens: OH: "Don't tell anyone, but the last time I was this unproductive I was asleep." 2012-05-17
  • RT @IrritatedTechie: Loading the server & rack into the back of my truck.

    Next stop: car wash.

    This ain't gonna be pretty, but i … 2012-05-17

This Week in Twitter 05-05-2012

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  • "How much style does a bulldozer have? He has the style of a shotgun." – @vitamind12 2012-05-05
  • Incognito, with an emphasis on the 'neat-o'! 2012-05-05
  • If I was a super hero my weakness would be donuts…

    Know what?

    I am a super hero, and my weakness is donuts. 2012-05-05

  • “@boblmartens: We just released Episode 14 of @topodcast. That's pretty remarkable.”

    Or would be if we weren't so freaking awesome! 2012-05-06

  • RT @FacebookGirI: *Buys expensive camera* OMG I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER NOW!!!! 2012-05-07
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again. Pro-tip: always throw your candy wrappers in someone else's garbage can. 2012-05-07
  • Banana peel in the road! IN REAL LIFE!!

    #spinout 2012-05-07

  • Loosing interest in #Castle as the story gets more convoluted. 2012-05-07
  • “@musicgirl09: Is this guy Superman? #Castle " No. But he has a lot of fighting experience from all his other TV roles. 2012-05-07
  • You know you're watching #Castle when the main characters break up and get together at least once an episode.

    #itsnotoldyet #doitagain 2012-05-08

  • BioShock keeps crashing on me.

    So I'm going to need help building Rapture at the bottom of the ocean.

    Anyone have James Cameron's number? 2012-05-09

  • .@SGgrc @SGvlc Announcing @SGlota – that's 'lota' for 'List Of Twitter Accounts' to keep you up to speed on any new ones. in reply to SGgrc 2012-05-09
  • Hey! It's Apathetic Thursday today!

    If you need me, I'll be lounging in my office like I don't have a care in the world. 2012-05-10

  • Describe yourself in 9 digits.

    #notsosubtleidentitytheft 2012-05-10

This Week in Twitter 04-28-2012

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  • Okay, I'm diving into this code head first. 2012-04-28
  • Google's documentation is fantastic, but I could use a 10x more example code, personally. 2012-04-28
  • Thinking about introducing a Number by Color book for children. 2012-04-29
  • “@ultrabrilliant: I put together a giant feature about the best ever video game music. Here's part one: http://t.co/EoAMc7ue”

    oh yes. 2012-04-30

  • Just make the mistake of looking at my twitter follower count… Today is a sad day. 2012-04-30
  • Okay, so sandwiches, pizza, chinese food… all can be delivered to my doorstep. But who do I call when I crave fresh baked cookies? 2012-04-30
  • A few years ago someone was posting adobe error messages each time it crashed. Who was that? Is it still going on? 2012-05-02
  • Hurm… People are holding another meeting in my office and I wasn't invited.

    #blamethecandyjar @PhilsMnMJar 2012-05-02

  • Hmmm… Severe weather. Let me just log into my weather account and change some parameters. 2012-05-02
  • Sweet clouds after the storm. http://t.co/sqQWK4Yq 2012-05-02
  • Sweet clouds after the storm. http://t.co/mUj63iMD 2012-05-02
  • It took me all of 37 minutes to realize that my day would be more productive if I spent it throwing ping pong balls against my wall. 2012-05-02
  • I'm going to just sit here and wait for a few minutes while Avid finishes deciphering the audio waveforms so I can turn them off… 2012-05-03
  • Someday, I am going to learn to spell inconvenience.

    ….huh…

    Maybe today. 2012-05-04

  • 1000% CPU usage? Yes please. http://t.co/B5hpbSgd 2012-05-04

This Week in Twitter 04-21-2012

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  • I can't help but think that this SpinBrush would do wonders for a facial scrub… 2012-04-21
  • The amount of cleaning my room requires seems to be disproportional to the amount of time I spend in it. 2012-04-21
  • I think there's another one… But I'm not sure where it is… http://t.co/wvXHkE8C 2012-04-21
  • RT @IrritatedTechie: CTRL-ALT-DEL THIS!

    http://t.co/W41qu1TG 2012-04-21

  • WE ARE BLUE-SCREENING CAPTAIN!

    INITIATING SAFE MODE PROTOCOL!

    QUARANTINE THE VICTIM.

    WE NEED OXYGEN FOR THE NEXT OF KIN. 2012-04-21

  • Agreed. “@IrritatedTechie: If I had a drink for every coaster I made with an optical drive, I wouldn't be nearly as angry as I am now.” 2012-04-21
  • New post: Hunger Games Intro http://t.co/e96I6xIr 2012-04-22
  • Let it never be said I don't know how to have a good time: http://t.co/7jtZ964j 2012-04-22
  • Arthur Dent Moment: juggling muffin, coffee, and iPad while sitting in a cafe trying to look nonchalant and searching Amazon for sunglasses. 2012-04-23
  • #lazytweet -> Best way to write HTML emails (with fonts and colors) on an iPad? 2012-04-23
  • You can't always live off jelly beans and cookies… so enjoy them while you can! 2012-04-25
  • Buying a new HD for backup is extremely exciting until it arrives and you realize there's nothing fun to do with it. 2012-04-26
  • RT @TheGameAisle: Monopoly $, New US $. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Hmmm… http://t.co/5s3xdgaP 2012-04-26
  • I have such a hard time wrapping my head around javascript. It all seems so messy to me. 2012-04-26
  • This DVD drive on my iPad isn't working properly. I think it shrunk in the wash. 2012-04-27
  • . @IrritatedTechie I got a cup and a half. Who else is in the running? in reply to IrritatedTechie 2012-04-27
  • Everyone I need to talk to are in meetings… why can't I be in meetings?

    I wish I was important enough to have meetings. 2012-04-27

This Week in Twitter 04-14-2012

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This Week in Twitter 04-07-2012

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  • Game of Thrones – Season 2. I'll wait for HBO to release it on iTunes… so… March 2013? 2012-04-08
  • Instagram… Instagram… Yeah, not ringing a bell.

    This Facebook thing, though…

    That could be big. 2012-04-09

  • Just bought another 50 Cadbury Eggs. I'm committed now… Or maybe I need to be committed. 2012-04-09
  • . @NathanFillion If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want #Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • Thanks to my cousin, I'm now starting to use celebrity names in place of curse words…

    KEVIN SORBO! The stupid printer isn't connecting. 2012-04-10

  • Why is my mouse hand always colder than my keyboard hand?

    Clearly, I must be dying.

    Also…

    USB Powered Gloves? 2012-04-10

  • I am 98% certain it is easier to be a parent than it is to format a Word Document properly.

    Not that I've done much parenting…

    Or any. 2012-04-10

  • My new hobby: “@IrritatedTechie: The day it takes 10 hours to copy a 12 GB avi file is the day I do it by hand!

    It's also the day I…" 2012-04-10

  • I have this problem too… “@IrritatedTechie: This Netflix app better start recognizing my password. I can't afford to keep smashing iPads" 2012-04-11
  • New post: Enquiry regarding http://t.co/gsqnAyT3 http://t.co/9tOLveii 2012-04-11

This Week in Twitter 03-31-2012

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  • Another life-long dream fulfilled: Freezer is stocked with 50 Cadbury Creme Eggs. 2012-03-31
  • I'm 99% certain that this slice of Pizza is deeper than some Pies I have had the pleasure of eating.

    Though the crust is not as flakey. 2012-04-02

  • There's a 83% chance @Ihnatko has my dream job.
    A 3% chance I could be his intern.

    And a 94% chance I would annoy him.

    I did the math. 2012-04-02

  • SPOILER ALERT!!!

    but…

    George R. R. Martin isn't going to have to write a final book.

    Because all the main characters will be dead. 2012-04-03

  • Seriously. How are emailing lists set up, that EVERYONE claims they need 5-10 business days to take you off the list? 2012-04-04
  • Hindsight! I choose you!

    Use 20/20 vision!

    It's super effective! 2012-04-04

  • This project file is slower than the 1990's… 2012-04-05
  • Remember that time when I was all like "Disconnect from Server" and you were all like "Nooooooo" So I pulled the plug and punched your face. 2012-04-05
  • I have a Core i5 iMac with 12GB of RAM and I. Can't. Watch. Flash. Video. Without. It. Stuttering. And. Skipping. Even. When. Fully. Loaded. 2012-04-05
  • Nothings quite as comfortable as your favorite well worn hoodie. 2012-04-06
  • New post: Driving For Dummies (Probably You) http://t.co/Ofl03IKz 2012-04-06

This Week in Twitter 03-24-2012

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  • I am continually impressed with BioShock's ability to spit in my face.

    Unrelated: the squirt gun webcam is a flawed concept. Do not buy. 2012-03-24

  • New post: Bioshock Review http://t.co/9fUotqOl 2012-03-24
  • OH: after the alcohol wipes, it's hard to paint inside the toenail lines. 2012-03-25
  • Chocolate filled croissants just aren't as good as cream cheese filled croissants.

    And I will stand by that. 2012-03-26

  • Baby carrots are the M&Ms of the vegetable world. 2012-03-26
  • Thinking about purchasing some content… Question is: Fringe Season 4 or How I Met Your Mother Season 7.

    iTunes either way. 2012-03-26

  • I would rather have #castle canceled than see things get dragged out again.

    If they don't figure things out next week, I'm done. 2012-03-27

  • Only a cell phone company ( #Verizon ) can completely destroy the ease of use of an iPad. 2012-03-27
  • I'm tired of being slapped in the face by companies who want my money. 2012-03-27
  • No one I know has said anything interesting today. This tweet is just to make sure my internet is working and I haven't missed anything. 2012-03-28
  • Just saying. 2012-03-28
  • What's your tweet per day average? 2012-03-28

This Week in Twitter 03-17-2012

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  • Both the day before, and the day your iPad is delivered are considered national holidays and you get the day off. Right?

    I mean, right? 2012-03-21

  • GeoDefense: Gonna let the creeps win ?
    Me: Why yes. As a matter of fact, I am. 2012-03-22
  • New policy: everything people place on my desk without explanation gets sold. 2012-03-22
  • Two seasons of the year: 'Cadbury Eggs are on sale' & 'everyone wishes Cadbury Eggs were on sale.' 2012-03-22
  • I will eat 1 M&M for every re-tweet, response, and 'like' of this status. 2012-03-22
  • The screen on this device is significantly better than the screen on my old device. I'm glad I upgraded. 2012-03-23
  • Apple juice, orange juice, French fries, Cadbury eggs, white fudge Oreos, M&Ms, hamburgers…

    Am I forgetting anything?

    I'm hungry now. 2012-03-23

This Week in Twitter 03-10-2012

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  • Right now, hitting refresh on unchanging websites is strangely more edifying than folding my clean clothes. 2012-03-11
  • Like other normal people, I separate my laundry into two piles. Reds and everything else.

    Occasionally: Things I wish were pink, others. 2012-03-11

  • Good news everyone! I have bad news. 2012-03-12
  • People who make ads that look like download buttons on software sites.

    The first up against the wall when the revolution starts. 2012-03-13

  • Somedays you feel like a nut, somedays you feel like a nut covered in Carmel and chocolate and are being eaten by a very lucky person. 2012-03-13
  • It's Pi day and I didn't get the day off? 2012-03-14
  • Making a list of potential answers for "what's new" on this weeks @topodcast 2012-03-14
  • Tracking info indicates that my new <<INSERT FRUIT-TECH COMPANY DEVICE NAME HERE>> might be delivered a day early! 2012-03-15
  • Uninstall! Some kind of uninstall! Tearing my shell apart. Letting the C get in, you make my install, out-stall! @jonathancoulton #songfix 2012-03-15
  • Still waiting for TF2 for iPhone…

    Ahem. Valve? You listening? 2012-03-15

  • Friday mornings are always peaceful at work. Least until people start to show up. 2012-03-16
  • Pro-tip: always throw away your candy wrappers in other people's trash cans. 2012-03-16
  • Say what you will about Apple, but they make some damn fine paperweights. :-P 2012-03-16

This Week in Twitter 03-03-2012

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  • Dear Apple,

    Your new Airport Utility is cool, but you know what would be REALLY COOL?

    Being able to see wired clients IPs.

    -MrBobDobolina 2012-03-03

  • “@boblmartens: Playing with Trello at the moment … it is really nice and simple.” you know, in a complicated way. 2012-03-04
  • Me: I feel great today!
    Friend: what changed?
    M: I played TF2 yesterday!
    F: Ah, yes. I've heard 'steam' had healing properties. 2012-03-05
  • Testing out this Instagram thing. http://t.co/Ph6EV3X6 2012-03-06
  • Obligatory weekly battlestar galactica reference, check. 2012-03-08
  • This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. 2012-03-08
  • Last time I saw a computer thus slow, it was turned off!!! 2012-03-08
  • I'm thinking about getting my job title changed from 'Studio Production Specialist' to 'Glorified Student & Whipping Boy'. Thoughts? 2012-03-09
  • Email mentions a 1TB Drive.
    Mail app converts it to a link to the google maps app.
    Location: Drivel 1
    48282? Emsdetten
    Germany

    #helpful 2012-03-09

  • Just ordered that new hyped item from that one fruit company. 2012-03-09

This Week in Twitter 02-25-2012

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  • New post: The Book of Interesting Things http://t.co/2D1DRjpx 2012-02-26
  • Watching Sneakers…

    That's not how encryption works. 2012-02-26

  • ABC's iPad app is great until it gets so blurry you can't see what's going on and then starts looping the commercials. 2012-02-28
  • Today is going to require some special maneuvering. Perhaps even a crazy ivan. 2012-02-28
  • Finder: we can't shut down, we're canceling a task!

    Me: See, this is why we can't have nice things. 2012-02-28

  • Why do all the movies about computer hackers have people holding guns on the cover? 2012-02-28
  • Boss told me I was a cat, today. I told him I was going to take a nap. He bought me a scratching post. 2012-03-01
  • Tonight on, @topodcast, we talk tech annoyances… I think. I hope. 2012-03-01
  • Me: I missed my cat nap.
    CJ: Cats sleep for 23 hours a day…
    Me: Sorry, I'm *missing* my cat nap. 2012-03-01
  • I want to make a bot that tweets once a day about APPLE'S iPAD and then reports everyone who replies for spamming. 2012-03-02
  • Solution to the multi device beeping problem: mute alert volume on one device. 2012-03-02