Category Archives: My Life

This Week in Twitter 11-05-2011

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  • Things are going to be extremely awkward when someone walks through that door and sees me snuggling up to the back of this iMac for warmth. 2011-11-08
  • FRINGE! 2011-11-09
  • Dear Mr./Mrs. @nateberan

    You make a very good point. We should all use more templates. I will begin making some now.

    Sincerely,

    Signature in reply to nateberan 2011-11-09

  • The new twitter layout is SO HELPFUL.

    Before I had to hunt for *ages* to find out who @hotdogsladies recently started following. 2011-11-09

  • I now hit a mental block when thinking more than 140 characters. 2011-11-10
  • Hi, I got your college brochure in the mail.
    No, I'm not interested in attending.
    The laughing girl on the cover.
    Could I get her number? 2011-11-11
  • Two hat comments tonight! WIN. http://t.co/cSLoYW80 2011-11-11

This Week in Twitter 10-29-2011

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  • Now just put a little syrup on my waffle and… OMG ITS EVERYWHERE! THE FLOOR! THE CEILING! IN THE CARPET! ON MY NEIGHBORS CAT! 2011-11-01
  • My new brown shirt makes me feel like I'm wearing coffee. Mmmmm coffee. 2011-11-01
  • One computer is compressing my video. Another is muxing the same.

    … Now what? 2011-11-01

  • Slept though my alarm 2 days in a row. Time to switch alarms. 2011-11-02
  • Forget the Chineses exchange student, I'm beginning to think *I* won't be able to survive the winter. #first20degreeday 2011-11-03
  • Well… at this rate I'll have a 50,000 word Christmas letter by the end of the month. :-O ;-) 2011-11-03
  • ImnothypermyspacekeyjstisntworkingJUSTKIDDINGiactallyamreallyhyperthismorninghappyfridayeveryone! 2011-11-04
  • Anyone else notice that their average MPG meter maxes out at 99.9 MPG? Because mine does. #2011FordFiesta 2011-11-04

This Week in Twitter 10-22-2011

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  • Sorry, @MrBobDobolina is away from his senses right now. Should he ever return to them, we will let you know at our earliest convenience. 2011-10-22
  • Don't Panic. Everything is okay. I have M&Ms. 2011-10-22
  • If the new iOS 5 music app says anything about the future of Apple… sell your stock now. 2011-10-23
  • Apparently, SyncTwoFolders copies each item individually, with sound effects.

    Good thing I just added 3000 files to the folder I'm syncing. 2011-10-24

  • If I curled up under my desk and went to sleep, would anyone notice? 2011-10-26
  • Pumpkins: the true meaning of October. 2011-10-28

This Week in Twitter 10-15-2011

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  • Recently discovered the fire making potential of this: http://t.co/bPt1leP8 2011-10-15
  • I wish I knew more people with iMessage… I want to use my new features. 2011-10-15
  • This is what I do in my spare time, when I am alone at home. http://t.co/xZu45CYn 2011-10-15
  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll call you up to talk lures at all sorts of inconvenient times. 2011-10-15
  • It took me longer to setup and sign into GTA IV than to download the 15GB of game files. 2011-10-16
  • In every reader's life, there is a point where they realize that Lord of the Rings is both short and succinct. 2011-10-17
  • BRB freezing to death. 2011-10-18
  • Someone rewrite 'whistle while you work' into 'Netflix while you work', sing it into a webcam, upload to YouTube and send me a link. 2011-10-18
  • I hate flies. 2011-10-18
  • #Castle -> BEST. ENDING. LINE. EVER.

    @NathanFillion @WriteRCastle 2011-10-18

  • Why is it so hard to change audio outputs in Windows 7?

    Can I change from line out to USB headset without having to restart my game? 2011-10-18

  • If the last hour has been any indication, I am apparently allergic to Wednesdays. 2011-10-19
  • Testris shelf complete. Just waiting for the pieces to air out… http://t.co/7YTqgSTy 2011-10-19
  • Thursday detected…
    Recalibrating Apathy Levels…
    Please do not turn off or unplug your Phil.
    Apathy Level Update Complete. 2011-10-20
  • Human Slingshot. Need I say more? http://t.co/TeaYFj6k via @devour 2011-10-21

This Week in Twitter 10-08-2011

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  • Thanks to Fringe, every minor abnormality results in me calling the FBI.

    Also, I think they may have blocked my number. 2011-10-11

  • Dear @steam_games,

    After a day away from my computer I find 10 popup messages telling me I need to restart steam. Thats not how you do it. 2011-10-11

  • iMac is now rocking 12GB of RAM.

    Sadly it is now time for work and not time for TF2. 2011-10-12

  • Okay, at this point in time it might have been faster to write my own piece of software than to install and activate this one. 2011-10-12
  • My Mac is offering more popups than a fresh Windows install. Where's the "I like things they way they are" button? 2011-10-12
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there… Why did they change Music? Why can't I customized the buttons at the bottom? This is not an improvement. 2011-10-13
  • THERE IS ONE NEW FEATURE I DON'T LIKE IN iOS 5 THEREFORE I HATE APPLE AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO! 2011-10-13
  • Status update: http://t.co/hSZfnrQH 2011-10-13
  • Just made an iOS Ringtone: "SPAAAAAAAACE!!"

    @nfreader would be proud.

    I think. He'd be something…

    He might even be:

    IN SPAAAAAACE! 2011-10-14

  • I'm so efficient today that this tweet just wrote itself. BAM. 2011-10-14
  • Hanging with my cousins. 2011-10-14

This Week in Twitter 10-01-2011

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  • Think I just found an untapped market: video editing software, for typewriters.

    This could be big. 2011-10-05

  • The best part about this apple is that it lacks high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavoring! 2011-10-05
  • Hey guys! I heard the iPhone 5 is coming out on Christmas day! 2011-10-05
  • How long until all the iDevices implode? #SteveJobs 2011-10-05
  • Apple products I've owned: http://t.co/6oxb8qJs #ThankYouSteve 2011-10-06
  • Teaching a class about Skype tonight.

    BRB stealing candy from a baby. 2011-10-06

  • Tetris is a lot harder when you have to build the pieces your self. #guesswhatimdoingactuallydontbecauseillprobablytellyoulaterwithpictures 2011-10-06
  • I think we can all agree that if we invent time travel, we will only use it to upgrade our cell phones early. 2011-10-07
  • I have to stop taking my knowledge for granted. Not everyone thinks like me. #itsratherunfortunte 2011-10-07

This Week in Twitter 09-24-2011

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  • I am beginning to suspect that I have thrown out all of my socks… 2011-09-25
  • My GPS shows me being on the wrong side of the house. #firstworldpains 2011-09-25
  • Using only Apple Juice and Cinnamon sticks I have crafted Apple Cider!

    Soon, I shall be the most powerful alchemist in the land! 2011-09-25

  • Amazon takes things in my wish list and tempts me to buy them.

    eBay looks at things I have sold, and assumes I want to buy more of them. 2011-09-26

  • Since ABC doesn't run a repeat Castle tonight, I'm going to sit here and refresh the Hulu page until it shows up. 2011-09-26
  • Has anyone edited together a montage containing ALL of Summer Glau's fight scenes?

    The world needs this.

    …and I'd watch too. 2011-09-26

  • Peter Ostroushko – live at BLC in 10 minutes. http://t.co/uk3AZdKG 2011-09-27
  • Twitter is the superior social network.

    Why? They built it once, did it right, and haven't changed a thing.

    #imalookingatyoufacebook 2011-09-28

  • My Facebook Theory: http://t.co/Y7B5RR08 2011-09-29

This Week in Twitter 09-17-2011

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  • My Monday's consisted cleaning up the chaos from the weekend. Some days I think it would be simpler to just work 24/7. 2011-09-19
  • *sigh* I have to go to work today… and go outside… and video tape tanks… my life has become so monotonous. 2011-09-20
  • I'm not thrilled with the spider whose taken up residence on my desk, but the growing pile of dead bugs under his web is hard to argue with. 2011-09-21
  • Dear iMac,

    You're a computer. Your job is to do exactly what I tell you. Whether I mean it or not.

    Now kindly, DELETE THE FOLDER!

    kthxbye 2011-09-21

  • My blog's serif font feels too cumbersome and cluttered… but what to use instead? 2011-09-22
  • Despite being high end video software, I'm not 100% sure Avid knows what 'fade to color' means… 2011-09-22
  • My todo list looks like a checkerboard. It is also out of space for adding more items… Guess I'm booked, right? 2011-09-23
  • It's totally impractical for most of my work, but switching my iMacs color to monochrome makes me feel all noir-ish. 2011-09-23
  • Was just asked to help rip the arms off a barbie doll. Task proved to be too difficult to do by hand, but boy my job is fun some days. 2011-09-23

This Week in Twitter 09-10-2011

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  • I changed my mind. eBay is my play ground. 2011-09-12
  • Flash Drive is officially Dead… hope there wasn't anything important on it. 2011-09-12
  • Just heard a zombie in the hallway and poured a bucket of lava on my boss.

    Talk about poor impressions. 2011-09-13

  • Well, crap. Every other program in existence asks "are you sure" before overwriting files. 2011-09-13
  • Yay! Now Facebook has given us more features we get to turn off! 2011-09-14
  • It's Apathetic Thursday and I just got blasted in the head with a fire extinguisher.

    <insert joke about being hot> 2011-09-15

  • Somedays life would be easier if I knew my actions were helping to save the world… Or a princess. 2011-09-15
  • Chinese student asks me to order some items on eBay. He is surprised when 5 out of 6 items will ship from China. 2011-09-15
  • "I need to stop saying yes to things that don't meals sense" said auto correct. 2011-09-16
  • At work, my desk becomes my to do list. 2011-09-16

This Week in Twitter 09-03-2011

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  • I would complain that I am not at #DragonCon but I'm not sure that would help further my cause… 2011-09-03
  • I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU MONEY TO WATCH MY TV SHOWS. I HAVE GIVEN YOU MONEY, BUT YOU DON'T GIVE ME SHOWS.

    ASSUME I AM IRRITATED. 2011-09-04

  • Looks like another beautiful day today. Should really get an anti-glare iPad screen cover… Or learn to put the iPad down… 2011-09-05
  • Drat. I forgot that tweeting the word iPad was an invite for spam. 2011-09-05
  • To uphold the theory that I live entirely off of sugar and junk food, I will only be reporting a small portion of the items I consume. 2011-09-06
  • Today's Lunch: Butter, syrup, Dr. Pepper…. and Fudge. #selectiveinformation

    @MrBobDobolina in reply to MrBobDobolina 2011-09-06

  • Travel Math http://t.co/2ZfzR11 2011-09-06

This Week in Twitter 08-27-2011

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  • Walk past closed kitchen door, hear crickets chirping loudly from inside. 2011-08-31
  • Promoting a student's blog for M&Ms… do me a solid and clicky: http://t.co/O7zUQi8 2011-08-31
  • WHOA!!! World's Biggest Ant Hill! http://t.co/RO5PpMe 2011-08-31
  • My favorite iPhoto feature is how it always crashes after you edit a couple dozen photos. 2011-09-01
  • I believe the technical term for the ppi of these scanned photos is either "Significant Overkill" or "program crashingly sufficient". 2011-09-01
  • I think the miles on my car odometer should translate into XP points for my driving skills… So I'm now… Level 8! 2011-09-01
  • I should start buying gum in bulk quantities… 2011-09-02

This Week in Twitter 08-20-2011

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  • Oh look, a printed calendar… AND IT SYNCS WITH EVERYTHING. 2011-08-22
  • Is anyone having problems with Facebook apps for iOS taking forever to refresh? Serious slowdown the last few days. 2011-08-23
  • Starting your workday by checking up on eBay auctions is like starting a race by shooting yourself in the foot. 2011-08-23
  • Okay, now this is just ridiculous. http://t.co/tLNx07M 2011-08-24
  • High-five the next 5 people you see, and report back here for your next mission. 2011-08-24
  • Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO!

    http://t.co/kofOMcl 2011-08-24

  • Google calendar, Outlook/Exchange, iCal, iPad, SYNC!

    *sigh* 2011-08-25

  • +1 for @sprint customer service. 2011-08-26
  • Click on email address in Entourage, Mail.app opens up and wants me to setup an account.

    #facepalm 2011-08-26