Category Archives: Humor

In the event of an Apocalypse…

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Philip

I’ve been watching a lot of depressing movies lately. Not necessarily on purpose, it just turned out that way. First I saw The Road (my rating: 1/5), then I saw Daybreakers (4.5/5), followed by Doomsday (3/5), and then Carriers (4/5) … Continue reading →

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Me vs Customer

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Philip

It’s always fun when people respond to what they think you are going to say, rather than what you actually do say. These are a few of my favorites: Round 1: Me: Stop again soon! Customer: No thanks, I’m fine. … Continue reading →

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Top 10 ways to respond during roll call:

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Philip

(In no particular order.) 10. Hello! 9. It wasn’t me! 8. Not my fault! 7. I told her not to! 6. I’m Sorry! 5. I can fix it! 4. It won’t happen again. 3. I said I was sorry! 2. … Continue reading →

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