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In the event of an Apocalypse…

I’ve been watching a lot of depressing movies lately. Not necessarily on purpose, it just turned out that way. First I saw The Road (my rating: 1/5), then I saw Daybreakers (4.5/5), followed by Doomsday (3/5), and then Carriers (4/5) … Continue reading

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Me vs Customer

It’s always fun when people respond to what they think you are going to say, rather than what you actually do say. These are a few of my favorites: Round 1: Me: Stop again soon! Customer: No thanks, I’m fine. … Continue reading

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Top 10 ways to respond during roll call:

(In no particular order.) 10. Hello! 9. It wasn’t me! 8. Not my fault! 7. I told her not to! 6. I’m Sorry! 5. I can fix it! 4. It won’t happen again. 3. I said I was sorry! 2. … Continue reading

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