Imaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 - Issue 10

December 10th, 2012

“Do you think anyone follows your completely insane references?”

“I don’t follow my completely insane references.”

*beat*

“I think they have a cream for that.”

“Like a cream cream or a creme cream?”

“The one that’s less like a donut and more like a ‘I don’t want anyone to see me purchase this from the local drugstore’.”

“Well that could be either then.”