Living in 2012

This is a unedited treatise on Technological Illiteracy. I cannot hope to solve any problems with such a work, but I did hope to layout the problem in a manner that is easy to discuss. Your thoughts on any of this are welcome in the comments.

Technology is a sticky problem that we as a culture, society, and people have to begin to come to terms with. And we have to start coming to terms now.

In our present day it can no longer be acceptable for people who use computers to be computer illiterate. If you’re job requires the use of a printer, you need to know how to troubleshoot common printer problems.

To me, this is common sense. If you are going to use a hammer, you need to know how to swing it. People shouldn’t operate heavy machinery without proper training. Handling of hazardous chemicals without proper procedures can even be illegal.*

Why does this not apply to technology? Why do we allow people to not understand a word processor? Why do we assume that only IT needs to know how to fix a paper jam? Why do we forgive people’s inability to cope with a situation simply because they are old or consider themselves tech illiterate.

Technology is a beast. It’s complicated. It’s constantly changing. It’s full of quirks. It’s inconsistent across applications, programs, and platforms.

People aren’t much better. People are complicated. We are bad at cause and effect. We are full of quirks. We hate change and learning new things. We’re bad at communicating the things that we know. We ignore helpful dialogs and diagrams.

So who is really at fault?

Do we blame technology or people?

A dichotomy like this is most certainly a trap.

Many of the issues we face today are the product of decades of bad technological design. The technological enthusiasts of the past have eagerly pushed the limits forward, unwittingly releasing technology to the general public years before perfecting it to a usable state.

Concepts such as file systems, a simple abstraction of a filing cabinet or a desk drawer, is unnecessarily complicated as soon as the “desktop” is introduced. Graphically, the desktop is the top of the document tree. But it’s not. The root of the tree is C: or perhaps /Volumes/Macintosh HD. Yet, you aren’t suppose to put files there either. You need to put your files in C:\Documents and Settings\(username)\Documents or if you’re on a Mac you could possibly shorthand it as ~/username/Documents. Though the full path would be /Volumes/Macintosh HD/Users/(username)/Documents.

The simple fact that \ and / are not standardized across platforms is almost inexcusable.

For people who never grew up with computers, I can completely understand the initial confusion, and perhaps hesitation which occurs when trying to help them figure out where they are saving their documents. (Let’s not forget the ‘wonderful’ way that Windows 7 and Mac OS X give side bars and drop downs in the save dialogs, which throws any semblance of hierarchy out the proverbial window.

But it’s not just “older folks” who have trouble with this. College students, who have grown up on computers their whole lives don’t seem to fully understand these concepts. I routinely have to help them hunt down missing files or projects, and they don’t have a clue where anything is.

(Granted, we run in a server environment, which is arguably a bit more complicated, but some students don’t seem to understand the difference between a folder on the computer and a share on the server.)

So we can clearly blame the technology. It’s too hard to use and poorly designed. If we fix the technology, then everything will be fixed, right?

If only we could eliminate the need for tech support so quickly.

Technology on it’s own is never a solution. Technology is always a tool, and while improving the tools will likely help, if people don’t learn to use the tools properly, we have gained nothing.

Yet technology training never seems to be a priority. I’ve heard stories from friends in IT that the users don’t even know how to operate the power button on their speakers.

The industry insists that technology is easy to learn, intuitive, yet at the merest hint of something being out of the ordinary, many users retreat in fear. A fear based on uncertainty and a misconception that things can easily be broken or destroyed.

It takes a long time to overcome a bad experience in the mind of a user. One failure can cause a lifetime of uncertainty or mistrust. It only takes one counter example can disprove a truth statement.

So what’s the solution?

The solution necessitates one thing: time travel.

Seriously though, the decades of technology we have invented and forced on the general public is going to be hard to overcome. The current state of technological growth does little to encourage hope that things will be easier to use and have less problems. (Though products like the iPad take giant leaps in the realm of user operability, yet it still lacks on many levels. The keyboard alone is riddled with easter eggs which, while potentially useful, typically remain unknown, and are inconsistent based off non-obvious criteria. [It makes perfect sense for many of us to have a "search" keyboard and a "url" keyboard, but does that help people who have never used a computer before?])

But while we have some control over these things, we have the most control over education. We have to encourage proper tech training. We have to put aside the acceptance of technological illiteracy. People who use tech daily need to learn the basics and stop being afraid of the things they don’t understand.

Rather than hand off computers to ITs to be fixed, IT needs to teach and show proper procedures to workers who are ready to learn. (Almost every time someone asks me for IT help they scoot aside as if I’m going to take over. About 95% of the time, I motion for them to take the wheel, and guide them over their shoulder. The few times I do take control, I do my best to speak every action I take out loud in hopes that they can pick up on my thought process and retain something for next time.**)

The biggest difference between me and and a client I’m helping with the computer is that I’m not afraid of destroying anything.

This is a problem that is never going to go away. It’s the nature of the beast. But we can’t continue in our current trajectory.

*I’m not 100% sure on the laws regarding hazardous chemicals, but I’ve worked in a few places where I’ve needed training for hazard labels and they usually take those things pretty seriously.

**It really depends on the problem I am helping with, but my goal is always to have the user do the actions.

This Week in Twitter 04-21-2012

  • I can't help but think that this SpinBrush would do wonders for a facial scrub… 2012-04-21
  • The amount of cleaning my room requires seems to be disproportional to the amount of time I spend in it. 2012-04-21
  • I think there's another one… But I'm not sure where it is… http://t.co/wvXHkE8C 2012-04-21
  • RT @IrritatedTechie: CTRL-ALT-DEL THIS!

    http://t.co/W41qu1TG 2012-04-21

  • WE ARE BLUE-SCREENING CAPTAIN!

    INITIATING SAFE MODE PROTOCOL!

    QUARANTINE THE VICTIM.

    WE NEED OXYGEN FOR THE NEXT OF KIN. 2012-04-21

  • Agreed. “@IrritatedTechie: If I had a drink for every coaster I made with an optical drive, I wouldn't be nearly as angry as I am now.” 2012-04-21
  • New post: Hunger Games Intro http://t.co/e96I6xIr 2012-04-22
  • Let it never be said I don't know how to have a good time: http://t.co/7jtZ964j 2012-04-22
  • Arthur Dent Moment: juggling muffin, coffee, and iPad while sitting in a cafe trying to look nonchalant and searching Amazon for sunglasses. 2012-04-23
  • #lazytweet -> Best way to write HTML emails (with fonts and colors) on an iPad? 2012-04-23
  • You can't always live off jelly beans and cookies… so enjoy them while you can! 2012-04-25
  • Buying a new HD for backup is extremely exciting until it arrives and you realize there's nothing fun to do with it. 2012-04-26
  • RT @TheGameAisle: Monopoly $, New US $. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Hmmm… http://t.co/5s3xdgaP 2012-04-26
  • I have such a hard time wrapping my head around javascript. It all seems so messy to me. 2012-04-26
  • This DVD drive on my iPad isn't working properly. I think it shrunk in the wash. 2012-04-27
  • . @IrritatedTechie I got a cup and a half. Who else is in the running? in reply to IrritatedTechie 2012-04-27
  • Everyone I need to talk to are in meetings… why can't I be in meetings?

    I wish I was important enough to have meetings. 2012-04-27

This Week in Twitter 04-14-2012

This Week in Twitter 04-07-2012

  • Game of Thrones – Season 2. I'll wait for HBO to release it on iTunes… so… March 2013? 2012-04-08
  • Instagram… Instagram… Yeah, not ringing a bell.

    This Facebook thing, though…

    That could be big. 2012-04-09

  • Just bought another 50 Cadbury Eggs. I'm committed now… Or maybe I need to be committed. 2012-04-09
  • . @NathanFillion If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • If Castle & Becket are not together by the end of season 4, we don't want #Castle S 5. We want the writers head on a stake. 2012-04-09
  • Thanks to my cousin, I'm now starting to use celebrity names in place of curse words…

    KEVIN SORBO! The stupid printer isn't connecting. 2012-04-10

  • Why is my mouse hand always colder than my keyboard hand?

    Clearly, I must be dying.

    Also…

    USB Powered Gloves? 2012-04-10

  • I am 98% certain it is easier to be a parent than it is to format a Word Document properly.

    Not that I've done much parenting…

    Or any. 2012-04-10

  • My new hobby: “@IrritatedTechie: The day it takes 10 hours to copy a 12 GB avi file is the day I do it by hand!

    It's also the day I…" 2012-04-10

  • I have this problem too… “@IrritatedTechie: This Netflix app better start recognizing my password. I can't afford to keep smashing iPads" 2012-04-11
  • New post: Enquiry regarding http://t.co/gsqnAyT3 http://t.co/9tOLveii 2012-04-11

Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Here’s a recent email exchange for earlier this year:

From: Isabel Henry
To: Philip
Sent: Monday, January 23
Subject: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Hi Philip,

I work for More Digital; a UK based Digital Marketing Consultancy.

We represent clients interested in social media marketing on smaller sites with little or no existing advertising and we’re currently looking for advertising partners.

We pay a fixed upfront annual fee which we will agree on with you. Once the ad is in place, payment is made within approximately 48 hours.

Would you be interested in placing a small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net?

Kind regards,
Isabel Henry

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From: Philip
To: Isabel Henry
Sent: Tuesday, January 24
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Hi Isabel,

First off I would like to thank you for your interest in my website. I hope you have enjoyed a number of the amazing articles I have written, as I know many of my visitors do. I do hope you will continue to visit my site and read my informative and entertaining articles.

As for placing a small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net, I would be extremely interested.

As you may expect, advertising space on my blog is very limited and extremely sought after. As a result my rates are relatively high, though I have no doubt that they payoff is entirely worth the investment.

Due to this large demand, I have developed a system of rules to which all advertisements must be willing to conform.

First is that the ad will be placed in a small box underneath the first post of the site. It will be labeled as an ad, though it will nicely fit into the format of the site. My posts vary in length, but usually the ad will be seen without needing to scroll down. Unless of course I get a little long winded, but since most of my visitors actually read all the way to the end the ad will most certainly be seen by all.

Ads on the post pages may appear between the post and the comments, again formatted by me to match the style of the site. I once went to a site where the ads were not formatted well and I felt like I was getting paper cuts in my eyeballs. At least, that’s what I assume getting paper cuts to the eyeballs would feel like, though I have been too cowardly to actually attempt such a feat, even if it was for a good cause. Such a science.

The going rate for small text-based ads Apatheticthursday.net is $5000 (USD) per month. This may seem a bit steep, but I assure you it is the result of a thoroughly undocumented bidding war which may or may not have ended in the bankruptcy of my friends small startup company. I have been unable to confirm this, though, since he is no longer talking to me. He also didn’t invite me to his birthday party, even though I know he had one.

To insure the proper motivation and placement of the ad, I require half the first month’s payment in advance of making any changes to my site as a gesture of ‘good faith’. After which point the payment may be made at the end of each month, or you may pay up front for a set length of time. (I do believe you mentioned a fixed up front annual fee). All payments are accepted via paypal.

Legally, my lawyer claims I need to tell you that the placed ad is subject to my approval or disapproval. I am not willing to host ads for products or services I do not want to advertise or things I do not believe in. I once was asked to place an ad for Unicorn Meat in a can. I declined, telling them that no one would buy meat in a can, and the pure notion that meat could be placed in a small cylinder of metal was completely fanciful.

Also, should the placed ad do any harm to my page rank or my placement within Google searches, the ad must go. I am able to refund up to 75% of the fee, prorated depending on when I see a significant drop in viewer or readership. While the last thing I want is for people to stop visiting my website, I also don’t feel right in charging you for your ad to not be seen on my website when no one is visiting.

I am unable to provide you with any stats for my website during the ad placement period, though I assume you have all kinds of fancy gear to help you measure the wonderful waves of traffic that will be sent your way from the small text-based ad on Apatheticthursday.net.

I hope that answers all of your questions. I am very excited to start doing business with you. I have looked at your website, it is very nice to look at. I like the chalk board style font that you have used for the animated header image. Maybe someday you can make me an animated header for my website. I am sure that we will be great partners in this new venture.

Can’t wait to hear back from you.

Kind regards
Philip

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From: Isabel Henry
To: Philip
Sent: Friday, March 9
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Hi Philip,

I am writing to follow up on my email dated 25/01/2012 (copy below).

As I have not yet had received a reply, I wanted to check you received it.

Are you still interested in this opportunity? If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to contact me and I will be happy to answer them.

Best regards,
Isabel

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Hi Philip,

It’s great to hear from you today!

Basically, we wish you to create a new post or article on your blog to accommodate our client’s link.

We will provide you with the URL, and you can link to it in any manner you see fit. You can write the page in review format or simply write about the usual topics on Apatheticthursday.net.

The advert will be for our online gaming client and the rate we can offer you is 130USD per annum. We aim to complete payment via secure payment partners Paypal or Moneybookers within 1 to 2 days of the advert going live on your site.

Also, you may read our terms and conditions: moredigital.com/terms.pdf.

If you are interested, please let me know. We’ll then send over the client’s URL (subject to your approval) so you can proceed with the draft of the advert.

Let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you again soon!

Best regards,
Isabel


To find out more about our company, and the work of our team, please visit moredigital.com/blog

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From: Philip
To: Isabel Henry
Sent: Friday, March 9
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Dear Isabel,

I thank you for again contacting me. I had not received the previous email and I am very glad you decided to follow up to make sure I got it. I would not want to miss out on such a valuable opportunity simply because an email filter got a little zealous one day. I have now added you to my address book so I will not miss any more of your communications.

The prospect of making some cash off of my site is extremely gratifying, since I have done nothing but sink good money into since the day I got it. The $130 per month is a bit less than I had hoped for, but I think I can make it work. In a short six months I might even be able to save up to buy one of those new iPads I hear everyone talking about.

I have been thinking about the best way to link to the site you describe, and I think a good blog post might be the best way to do it. I play a lot of video games online, I especially like all the flash games where you have to launch cute animals through the air and try to get them as far as you can. Maybe I could do a review of one of those games and put a link to it at the end of the article!

I took your advice and looked at your terms and conditions of service. I found most of it hard to read, and follow the pretty color thing at the top of the page, there were far too few pictures to hold my attention.

I did, however, have a question about number five on the list. If I post the advertisement in a blog post, the next time I post something the ad will move down the page, slowly getting lower and lower until the user has to scroll for ages to find it. Will I be required to email you every time I post a new blog post so that you can be notified to it’s change in placement?

Also, my blog changes colors every month. Should I be prepared to notify you about each of these changes as well?

I think these are my only two concerns at this time, though as soon as I dig my dictionary out of the large box of books in the basement and decipher the rest of the document I might have one or two more.

Your email has energized me, and despite it being well past my bedtime, I think I will not be able to sleep until I have played a few more flash games tonight.

Thank you again for your time and patience with me not getting back to you.

I hope to hear from you soon!

Best regards,

-Philip


From: Isabel Henry
Date: Monday, March 12
To: Philip
Subject: Re: Enquiry regarding Apatheticthursday.net

Hi,

Sorry! On this occasion, we could not match your site with a current client. However, we are continuously bringing new clients on board and I expect to have a good match for you in the near future.

With your permission, I’ll keep your site on our list and will get back to you if I find a suitable advertiser.

In the meantime, if you or anyone you know manages other sites that we might consider then please feel free to forward them to me.

Best regards,
Isabel
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This Week in Twitter 03-31-2012

  • Another life-long dream fulfilled: Freezer is stocked with 50 Cadbury Creme Eggs. 2012-03-31
  • I'm 99% certain that this slice of Pizza is deeper than some Pies I have had the pleasure of eating.

    Though the crust is not as flakey. 2012-04-02

  • There's a 83% chance @Ihnatko has my dream job.
    A 3% chance I could be his intern.

    And a 94% chance I would annoy him.

    I did the math. 2012-04-02

  • SPOILER ALERT!!!

    but…

    George R. R. Martin isn't going to have to write a final book.

    Because all the main characters will be dead. 2012-04-03

  • Seriously. How are emailing lists set up, that EVERYONE claims they need 5-10 business days to take you off the list? 2012-04-04
  • Hindsight! I choose you!

    Use 20/20 vision!

    It's super effective! 2012-04-04

  • This project file is slower than the 1990's… 2012-04-05
  • Remember that time when I was all like "Disconnect from Server" and you were all like "Nooooooo" So I pulled the plug and punched your face. 2012-04-05
  • I have a Core i5 iMac with 12GB of RAM and I. Can't. Watch. Flash. Video. Without. It. Stuttering. And. Skipping. Even. When. Fully. Loaded. 2012-04-05
  • Nothings quite as comfortable as your favorite well worn hoodie. 2012-04-06
  • New post: Driving For Dummies (Probably You) http://t.co/Ofl03IKz 2012-04-06

Driving For Dummies (Probably You)

I have written on the topic of driving before, but I decided that rather simply complain about the inept rabble who fill the roadway I should perhaps offer some advice to the miscreants who occupy the streets.

The fundamentals of good driving can be broken down into three main concepts. In order of importance:

1. Give yourself room.
Particularly, in front of your car. This allows you to come to a complete halt without turning something into a twisted pile of broken something.

Those of us who actually know how to drive, refer to this as “stopping distance”. For those of you who frequent Highway 14, might e interested to know this distance is significantly larger than 0.

The average stopping distance is between 300 & 400 feet* and that’s provided you are traveling the speed limit, which I know your not, because my car is less than a year old and my speedometer is pretty darn accurate.

The average length of a parking space is ~20 feet. If you can’t park a car between the front of your car and the car you are following, you are too close. In fact, I would go so far to say that you should be able to park a semi truck in the space, provided of course you were both holding still and not navigating several thousand pounds of metal and plastic along a narrow path made out of crushed rocks and tar.

I know you are all very eager to pass me, but I think we would both sleep better at night if I knew I wouldn’t have to dig out of the smoking wreckage of my trunk when I have to come to a sudden stop.

2. Be prepared to react to anything.
This goes right along with giving yourself space. There are a lot of idiots on the road, goodness knows your probably one of them.

Driving is about reacting. Reacting to other drivers, reacting to weather, reacting to obstacles. Some people are too old to be driving. Some are too young. Some don’t use turn signals. Some are named Rodger. Any of these people could be quite dangerous.

It’s important to remember that while your video game play reflexes are faster than a schizophrenic cheetah on a maglev train after draining a pot and a half of dark brewed coffee, Rodger’s reflexes are not that good. And so Rodger needs to keep more space around him. You best keep your distance from him as well.

AND ANOTHER THING: When you do finally pass me, because I have a spare tire and can safely only travel at ~50mph, give me some space before veering back into my lane! There’s nothing more rage inducing than having your windshield peppered with rocks because some moron decided to pass you and cut you off at the same time. The minute I’m allowed to arm my vehicle with stinger missiles, this won’t be a problem any longer.

3. Think about your passengers.
I know most of your drive alone, which is good, since it would be an utter pain to scrape your traveling companions off the passenger at every single roadside stop.

When I’m your passenger, I want you to be thinking about two things: the road, and me. I want you to think about my comfort, mentally, physically, & emotionally.

I don’t want to be clinging to my seat in horror because you enjoy hitting the break at the last possible second. I don’t want to be in a constant state panic because we are a split second away from being in the back seat of the car in front of us. I don’t need to be thrown about like a sack of potatoes because you enjoy careening around corners because you saw them do it in a movie once.

So there you go. The three basics of driving.

* Yeah, I know. Stopping distance is actually fairly complicated, but here are some helpful webpages:
Math: http://www.csgnetwork.com/stopdistinfo.html
Infographic: http://www.roadwise.co.uk/uploads/userfiles/file/adult%20attachments/stopping%20distances.pdf

This Week in Twitter 03-24-2012

  • I am continually impressed with BioShock's ability to spit in my face.

    Unrelated: the squirt gun webcam is a flawed concept. Do not buy. 2012-03-24

  • New post: Bioshock Review http://t.co/9fUotqOl 2012-03-24
  • OH: after the alcohol wipes, it's hard to paint inside the toenail lines. 2012-03-25
  • Chocolate filled croissants just aren't as good as cream cheese filled croissants.

    And I will stand by that. 2012-03-26

  • Baby carrots are the M&Ms of the vegetable world. 2012-03-26
  • Thinking about purchasing some content… Question is: Fringe Season 4 or How I Met Your Mother Season 7.

    iTunes either way. 2012-03-26

  • I would rather have #castle canceled than see things get dragged out again.

    If they don't figure things out next week, I'm done. 2012-03-27

  • Only a cell phone company ( #Verizon ) can completely destroy the ease of use of an iPad. 2012-03-27
  • I'm tired of being slapped in the face by companies who want my money. 2012-03-27
  • No one I know has said anything interesting today. This tweet is just to make sure my internet is working and I haven't missed anything. 2012-03-28
  • Just saying. 2012-03-28
  • What's your tweet per day average? 2012-03-28

This Week in Twitter 03-17-2012

  • Both the day before, and the day your iPad is delivered are considered national holidays and you get the day off. Right?

    I mean, right? 2012-03-21

  • GeoDefense: Gonna let the creeps win ?
    Me: Why yes. As a matter of fact, I am. 2012-03-22
  • New policy: everything people place on my desk without explanation gets sold. 2012-03-22
  • Two seasons of the year: 'Cadbury Eggs are on sale' & 'everyone wishes Cadbury Eggs were on sale.' 2012-03-22
  • I will eat 1 M&M for every re-tweet, response, and 'like' of this status. 2012-03-22
  • The screen on this device is significantly better than the screen on my old device. I'm glad I upgraded. 2012-03-23
  • Apple juice, orange juice, French fries, Cadbury eggs, white fudge Oreos, M&Ms, hamburgers…

    Am I forgetting anything?

    I'm hungry now. 2012-03-23

Bioshock Review

This game was the most fun I’ve had hunting down odd crashes in old abandoned forums in a long time. The numerous loading screens which accompany the startup are as memorable as the amazingly detailed graphics that one might be privileged to see if they can figure out how to get past the first elevator.

The game has remarkable replay value, as you will be required to replay several sections of many levels after a poorly timed crash causes you to return to your last save point.

The controls are a little clunky, especially in the heat of battle, but since most of the time you won’t have any ammo or eve, switching weapons or abilities really won’t be much of a problem. Fortunately, the only penalty for dying is losing everything that you used up during your last life, and there is nothing quite so fun as repeatedly jumping out of a vita chamber in an attempt to beat down a Big Daddy with wrench.

Overall it is well worth your money, especially if you don’t plan to finish it.