- I would complain that I am not at #DragonCon but I'm not sure that would help further my cause… 2011-09-03
- I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU MONEY TO WATCH MY TV SHOWS. I HAVE GIVEN YOU MONEY, BUT YOU DON'T GIVE ME SHOWS.
ASSUME I AM IRRITATED. 2011-09-04
- Looks like another beautiful day today. Should really get an anti-glare iPad screen cover… Or learn to put the iPad down… 2011-09-05
- Drat. I forgot that tweeting the word iPad was an invite for spam. 2011-09-05
- To uphold the theory that I live entirely off of sugar and junk food, I will only be reporting a small portion of the items I consume. 2011-09-06
- Today's Lunch: Butter, syrup, Dr. Pepper…. and Fudge. #selectiveinformation
- Travel Math http://t.co/2ZfzR11 2011-09-06