- Oh wow… I apparently just ate a whole bag of gummi bears… 2010-08-13
- Listening to the Batman Begins Soundtrack and seeing scenes from Inception in my head. 2010-08-14
- Nothing is worse for your eyes, mind & body than discovering a new site on the Cheezburger network. 2010-08-14
- Technology is that giant sledge hammer you see arching toward your porcelain presentation. 2010-08-15
- Look at me still talking while there is science to do! http://www.flickr.com/photos/landofchaos/4895322632/ 2010-08-15
- @KatieBNL I'll complain about that! Get a job! in reply to KatieBNL 2010-08-16
- Why do people upload blurry photos to Facebook? Do you really want to remember these moments as if you were inebriated? 2010-08-16
- My Twifficiency score is 50%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ 2010-08-17
- I'm slowly becoming lethargic… wait, can you quickly become lethargic? 2010-08-17
- I don't get this Twifficiency score… do I want a higher number of lower number? 2010-08-17
- Dear Twitter,
I didn't log in to look at my homepage, I logged in to FOLLOW THE PERSON WHOSE PAGE I WAS ON.
plz fix soon.
kthxbye. 2010-08-18