I was going to pare it down to 10, but I only had 15 submissions and they are all pretty good. So, in no particular order:

1. Top Ten Rapist Jokes.
2. Top Ten Ways to Just Barely Not Get Arrested.
3. Top Ten Ways to Illegally Emigrate.
4. Top Ten Ways to Annoy Star Trek Fanatics.
5. Top Ten Unsolved Crimes Committed By Me….
6. Top Ten Endearments Used Between Hilary and Bill Clinton.
7. Top Ten Things Shakira’s Hips Don’t Do Besides Lie.
8. Top Ten Things Microsoft Word doesn’t do.
9. Top ten list of good things Microsoft has done. (Besides Windows 7 and Halo)
10. Top Ten Things that would not be fun to vomit out.
11. Top Ten People by Whom You Would Rather Not be Spit Upon
12. Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Prison Roommate
13. Top Ten Fruits to Hurl at Your Crush’s Significant Other
14. Top Ten Things to Say While Visiting a Psychiatric Hospital
15. Top Ten Things Found Under a Rock…