Five personalities I want to see play Harry Potter

Johnny Bravo “Whoa momma! Wanna watch me comb my hair really fast?”
The Joker “You wanna know how I got this scar?”
River Tam “Nothing in the ‘verse can stop me.”
Billy Mays “I’M HARRY POTTER AND TODAY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT…”
Sponge Bob “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready…”