Apathetic Thursday

My Dad and I have been working on a collection of one liners for quite some time now. I just  came across the collection today and decided to post it up for critique. Let me know what you think, and if you come up with some good ones, please share them and I’ll add them to the list. (Be sure to leave an alias though, so I can give you credit.)

They told me…

They said I was persuasive, but I convinced them otherwise.
They told me I was a worrywart and it really bothered me.
They said I was paranoid they are probably out to get me.
They said I was a hypochondriac and it just made me sick.
They told me I couldn’t keep a secret and I just had to tell someone.
They told me I was proud, but I’d never admit to it.
They told me I was apathetic, but I didn’t care.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
They told me I was smart, but I knew that already.
They said I was stupid, but I didn’t understand.
They told me I was cool, so I shivered.
They told me I was clueless, but I didn’t know what they were talking about.
They said I was indecisive; I didn’t know what to think.
They told me I was a pyromaniac and I burned with anger.
They told me I was psychic ,but I knew they would say that.
They told me I was skeptical, but I’ not so sure.
They told me I was a dupas, Duh!
They told me I was preachy, which reminds me of a story…
They told me I was pessimistic, nothing good cam come from this.

I told them…

I told them I was regretful, but now I wish I hadn’t.
I told them I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I told them I was subtle, but I don’t think they got it.