My M&M Addiction

I have come to the conculsion, and not very lightly mind you, that I have a problem. This problem is namely an M&M addiction. While alcoholics can’t wait to get home from work to have a drink, I can’t wait to get to my dorm room for a handful of M&Ms. It usually doesn’t stop at one handful either. I usually haev two or three. Sometimes, I even have as many as four or five. Today I have been particularly… …hungry… and am getting down to the last few handfuls of M&Ms. At my current rate of consumption, they will probably not live past Tuesday.

The problem is now becoming, “where can I get more M&Ms?” I would suppose that the store is a good place to start, but I’m not at a store right now, so this causes the problem. Going to the store, to buy M&Ms, is also a problem, because I don’t have time and I don’t have money to go and buy M&Ms.

I hate to think about it, but I may have to go cold turkey to pull myself out of this one. It could be a harsh week. Fortunately, I have 24 bottles of Lipton Green Tea with Citrus that I can use to help nurse me off my M&Ms. Now I will need to get some more M&Ms eventually, because when my Green Tea runs out, I’ll be pretty addicted to that, so I’ll need something to help me get over my Green Tea Addiction.

I’ll let you know how it turns out.

  • jenn

    OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG me toooo

  • jenn

    OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG me toooo

  • karen

    I can’t tell if yall are serious or not, the reason i’m here is because i’m wondering seriously if mars is putting something in the m&m’s like big tabacco.. my two sisters both in their 30s actually cannot run out of m&m’s. I gave my sister a ride to the store last sunday after church and she not knowing when she’d get back to the store bought like 6 bigs bags of m&m’s,(peanuts)(the other sister is plain) when we got back to her room there was an empty bag on her neatly made bed. I just got an eary feeling when i saw it(she’s actually going thru rehab for a “different” substance). FYI, i like m&m’s i just can’t decide between plain or p’nut, i think they could have a mixed bag.
    karen, oklahoma

  • karen

    I can’t tell if yall are serious or not, the reason i’m here is because i’m wondering seriously if mars is putting something in the m&m’s like big tabacco.. my two sisters both in their 30s actually cannot run out of m&m’s. I gave my sister a ride to the store last sunday after church and she not knowing when she’d get back to the store bought like 6 bigs bags of m&m’s,(peanuts)(the other sister is plain) when we got back to her room there was an empty bag on her neatly made bed. I just got an eary feeling when i saw it(she’s actually going thru rehab for a “different” substance). FYI, i like m&m’s i just can’t decide between plain or p’nut, i think they could have a mixed bag.
    karen, oklahoma

  • http://apatheticthursday.net/ Philip

    I’m mostly joking… mostly. I have a jar and once every few months I’ll buy a bag of peanut, plain, peanut butter, dark and almonds M&Ms;, mix them together and fill my jar. I’ll then spend the next week eating a handful or two a day. By week two I’m eating closer to 5 or 6 handfuls a day. Usually the only thing slowing me down is the reminder that I typically can’t afford to refill my jar for awhile.

    I like your idea on a mixed bag. Someone should send that into them.

  • http://apatheticthursday.net Philip

    I’m mostly joking… mostly. I have a jar and once every few months I’ll buy a bag of peanut, plain, peanut butter, dark and almonds M&Ms, mix them together and fill my jar. I’ll then spend the next week eating a handful or two a day. By week two I’m eating closer to 5 or 6 handfuls a day. Usually the only thing slowing me down is the reminder that I typically can’t afford to refill my jar for awhile.

    I like your idea on a mixed bag. Someone should send that into them.